I twisted my ankle. Bravo! Now I feel like
Speaking of Butt adoptionsTM, you can still get one of these

… beauties over here. And if you’d like to donate a butt, make one from scratch and send it to me.

How to make a butt donation?

You can: 1) Upload butt to your own server/photobucket/imageshack and send me the link via this form. Or, 2) Send butt to mira AT jefflion.net (remove blanks and add normal @, of course :P)

PS- Yes, I’m bored. Did I mention I twisted my ankle?

PPS- That’s not a valid excuse, but hey, nobody’s perfect.