Rules of a chick lit (and what can we learn from it)
- It’s written for women.
- It’s written for young (and “young” women who just can’t accept the fact that they are not young anymore).
- It’s written for young (and “young” women) living in the cities.
(Yeah, like nobody else reads. Am I right?)
-Main character in a chick lit is (guess what?)- an “urban” young woman living in a city.
-She is white, upper class (or upper middle class) and doesn’t really know anything about the real-world problems.
-She is not married, wants to have a brilliant career, and hate kids…
-… but desperately looking for a husband (even though authors don’t always call the man of her dreams “husband”… Marriage is not popular anymore. Nor is maternity).
-She works in the: a) fashion industry or b) publishing or, perhaps c) some sort of public relations/marketing/similar crap. NONE of the chick lit heroines are mathematicians, nuclear physicians or philosophers (if you don’t count endless “philosophy” about differences between men and women).
-She is obsessed with shoes.
-She is obsessed with cosmetics.
-When she’s feeling down, she goes shopping.
-She is desperately looking for a guy to become her boyfriend and later, husband (though author would never admit the husband thing… waait, I already said this).
So, what can we learn from the chick lit?
-”Taking care of yourself” equals taking care of your physical apperance.
-In order to be satisfied with your love and sex life, you have to buy (shoes, clothes, cosmetics). If you didn’t depilate your legs for 3 days, you should forget about love and sex because no man would want you.
-Men and women are 100% different. They are so different that they can’t understand each other in any way, despite the fact that they, after all, belong to the same species (Homo Sapiens Sapiens).
-If a man has bad shoes, he is not worth your attention.
-In order to be satisfied with your love and sex life, you have to buy.
-In order to be satisfied with your life in general, you have to buy.
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Yeah, you got the idea.
12 Jul 08 at 9:30 AM | Blah blah | 6 comments





Cetta
LOL very funny and witty. This really caught my attention. Did you write this yourself?
13 Jul 08 at 12:08 PM
Simply Precious
Hehe, wow, that’s pretty true! I don’t know how you could come up with a list like this! Hehe!
13 Jul 08 at 6:12 PM
Mira
Yeah, I wrote this. I was in one of those I-hate-modern-world!-what-happened-to-good-literature moods.
Glad you like it!
13 Jul 08 at 8:29 PM
Sigg3
So this is a book you’re writing?
21 Jul 08 at 12:01 PM
Mira
What can I say, Sigg3… you know me!
21 Jul 08 at 4:12 PM
Iva
Da nisi udata, udala bih se za tebe.
A da, brak nije popularan, ‘eb’ga…
24 Jul 08 at 6:04 AM