No, I don’t mean on “life is shit, I hate everybody” EMO type of outsider.

I’m talking about this website and its traffic rankings. Unlike SOME people, I’m not ashamed to admit that my site is not TEH most popular place on the internet. And I used to talk about butt donations, chick lit, drunken Eddie Vedder and anal sex. (no, wait, that was Sigg3). I don’t know what’s going on, really. Maybe not updating for 3 months has something to do with it?

So, here are jefflion’s traffic stats, according to alexa.com and wordpress stats. I usually get about 7-10 unique (unique!) hits a day. If I update, I might (or might not) get 12-15 unique hits! I have no idea how many people visited this site since its opening, September 12th 2007. On the other hand, I know I have two regular visitors, which means around 20% of hits come from returning visitors! Thanks, guys, you know who you are! (Both of you.)

According to Alexa, Jefflion has a traffic rank of 5082725. That’s only 5082724 places worse than Yahoo!

According to the same source, most of my visitors (66.7%) come from Philippines.

Check your rankings: http://alexa.com

FAQ: Is Alexa traffic ranking reliable?
Answer: I have no idea. I always thought Google, not Yahoo had the best traffic ranking. So, anything is possible.

Akismet has caught 196 spam for you since you first installed it.

Spam blocked by Akismet:

~ Your Web Site is really wonderful and I bookmarked it. Thank your for the hard work you must have put in to create this wonderful facility. Keep up the excellent work!

~ Hi, I’m *** **** and I work in a company interested in blog advertising. I found your blog engaging and I’m contacting you to ask if you are interested in blog post sponsorship.

~ Staying a virgin until marriage alchoholic teens (WTF?!?)

VS

REAL comments:

~ L0r3M 1P5UM d0L0r 517 4m37
~ … Kind of Lolita-lesbian looking.
~ We only read your blog because you’re hot.
~ WTF is RL?!?
~ There are no Geoff Lions on the internet, I just searched. But there is Geoff Lyon.
~ So what’s the requirement to receive your butt donation?
~ Tztztztztz, you don’t study your closest friends’ fictional husbands enough…
~ He’d say: “GO DRUNKEN ED & SMALL TITS!!!”, PEIMS, that is.
~ æ - æ &Aelig; - Æ ø - ø Ø - Ø å - å Å Å.
~ Boobs are scary.

I rest my case.

Guess what happened 30 seconds ago? I realized all lists (ordered and unordered) on this site are screwed up (text is centered uuuuugh… Ugly!) Why didn’t you tell me about it? Why didn’t I realize it before (about 4 months ago)??!?!?!

I guess that’s another thing to put on my “dva du” (2 do) list. That’s right, I’m NOT fixing the crap right away, I’ll do it… later. I promise.

EXAMPLES!!!! EXAMPLES!!! EXAMPLES!!!!

See here: Choosing a domain name
And here: Past Trends
… and here: Spittings (But I *kind of* wanted spittings page to look like this).