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Writing fanlisting wills

I believe this will be my new spitting soon… I just feel like posting the rant here first.

It’s about making fanlisting wills. To be completely honest, I don’t know if this trend is new or not. What’s shocking about it is the fact it exists. All over the place.

So, you join a fanlisting (yes, fanlistings again!) or someone join yours, and you visit their fanlisting collective. You get to see all of their current and upcoming fanlistings, and some brave people still display their wishlists (brave, I say, because we all know showing your wishlist can get you in a very bad position of being blackmailed by other fl owners).

But there’s another thing, and it’s new to me. Fanlisting wills. First there were K.I.M. (Keep in Mind) lists, but suddenly, they transformed into wills. Yes, wills. In short, in case they die, particular people will inherit their precious fanlistings. Right. I don’t really have a problem with it- except the fact is unrealistic… In case they do die, who on the Earth would think about stupid fanlistings? And in case they do think about them, who would be the person who’d access fls and send db tables and codes to the new owners? I don’t know how many owners remembered to leave their db settings and passwords to trusted people, just in case. Ok, I won’t continue. It’s too morbid. Writing wills is not a fun thing to do, maybe not even when you’re 95 years old, and it sure ISN’T fun when you’re in your late teens like most of the fanlisting owners.

And there’s another thing. With so many people displaying their “to kill for” lists, what would happen if someone finds their “to kill for fanlisting” on someone’s will?

Yes, I’m being sarcastic. But. Think about it. Another idiotic trend for spoiled kids who have no respect or understanding for anything more serious than the new episode of their favourite TV show. And now more and more people will follow because it is another “in” thing to have on your website.

PS- On a brighter side, I have two new friends (link exchanges): Susan (orange moon) and Lisa (auberginer.org). :)

I am 28. Happy birthday to me

MememeIt’s my birthday today. Ok, it’s only 35 minutes left until today is not “today” anymore, but still. June 1st. 28 (!!!!!!) years ago, I was just an underweight baby, born one day before the due. And one day before my mother’s birthday. I had black hair and looked like my dad.

Today, my hair is lighter, and I even have some gray hairs (oh yes, I’m getting old). I wear glasses and I refuse to believe I’m fat (like some people try to convince me). Shut the fuck up. It’s not my problem curves are not popular anymore. It’s not my problem I don’t have a body of a white woman. It’s not my problem if someone thought the last sentence was racist.

I had a nice birthday today. Nothing really exciting, but relaxing. No fuss or fighting, or anxiety and stuff like that. I watched a film. I joined many fanlistings (I tried to join a fanlisting for sex but I failed, they didn’t include my website- my mistake I guess – but when I tried to update, my info was lost. I hope it will reappear somehow.) I searched for hot pictures of Liam Gallagher (but failed to find any, which didn’t really surprise me). I listened NIN’s “Just Like You Imagined” for about 47 times in a row. Relaxing stuff like that.

Finally, my computer gave me a nice birthday present: a spyware! Well, not sure how that shit is called (spyware, virus, malware), but it was really, really cute when it tried 3472589347598 times to convince me to buy a fake anti virus program. It took me nice 45 minutes or more to remove it.

Like I mentioned, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow, the big 60. I promised her I’ll (illegally) download some music she likes, the only problem is, she doesn’t really know which songs she likes. That’s right, I didn’t mention illegal downloads as a problem. Not that I do that… often anyway. I am a good girl. Woman. Whatever.