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10 random things I find annoying

In no particular order, really…

  1. Action movies (and romance movies for that matter).
  2. Political correctness.
  3. Chick lit.
  4. Certain words.
  5. Money.
  6. Shopping.
  7. Cultural elitism.
  8. Politicians.
  9. Liam Gallagher’s voice.
  10. Writer’s block.

Your turn.

I am 28. Happy birthday to me

MememeIt’s my birthday today. Ok, it’s only 35 minutes left until today is not “today” anymore, but still. June 1st. 28 (!!!!!!) years ago, I was just an underweight baby, born one day before the due. And one day before my mother’s birthday. I had black hair and looked like my dad.

Today, my hair is lighter, and I even have some gray hairs (oh yes, I’m getting old). I wear glasses and I refuse to believe I’m fat (like some people try to convince me). Shut the fuck up. It’s not my problem curves are not popular anymore. It’s not my problem I don’t have a body of a white woman. It’s not my problem if someone thought the last sentence was racist.

I had a nice birthday today. Nothing really exciting, but relaxing. No fuss or fighting, or anxiety and stuff like that. I watched a film. I joined many fanlistings (I tried to join a fanlisting for sex but I failed, they didn’t include my website- my mistake I guess – but when I tried to update, my info was lost. I hope it will reappear somehow.) I searched for hot pictures of Liam Gallagher (but failed to find any, which didn’t really surprise me). I listened NIN’s “Just Like You Imagined” for about 47 times in a row. Relaxing stuff like that.

Finally, my computer gave me a nice birthday present: a spyware! Well, not sure how that shit is called (spyware, virus, malware), but it was really, really cute when it tried 3472589347598 times to convince me to buy a fake anti virus program. It took me nice 45 minutes or more to remove it.

Like I mentioned, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow, the big 60. I promised her I’ll (illegally) download some music she likes, the only problem is, she doesn’t really know which songs she likes. That’s right, I didn’t mention illegal downloads as a problem. Not that I do that… often anyway. I am a good girl. Woman. Whatever.

Random facts…

I never wear a wallet.

I use “bad language” a lot.

Flannel shirts and full support bras are the best fashion items in history.

Milka Canic rulez. Ok, not really.

Sometimes, if I try really hard, I can feel Earth moving within the universe.

I like to walk barefoot.

I can’t stand Liam Gallagher’s voice.

One of these statements is a lie. Guess which one and you’ll get something nice.